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Doing business on a yacht

 Hi! I’m writing this from the Azores. We’re anchored about five miles out from the land, which means we can enjoy the sun and atmos without any of those stupid locals bothering us. We did have a few swim up to the yacht, but they were dealt with by Hetherington and a his trusty harpoon. I hate the thing of being in demand all the time; meetings and conferences and strategy planning. Being in demand is wearing and you simply have to chuck it all in sometimes and get away. I’m out of the loop. Apart from the satellite connection, five cell phones, wifi and intership communication with the supply vessels, I am completely uncontactable. It’s so relaxing here. Athena, Chloee, Sabrina, Cassie and Jo all love being on these little cruises, just relying on our own sailing skills with only 39 staff, 16 crew, five advisors, security guards and valets. 500 foot of yacht is a lot to manage. It’s exhausting ordering them around, so now I have Lucas, who orders them around for me so...

Introduction - How I got where I am today.

 Hi! I’m Dylan Burron. A little about myself. I am a multi-billionaire. I know! Lucky me, eh? But there’s a mystique around us, just like we find a mystique around trillionaires. I want you to know what my life is like; it’s not all gorgeous women, fawning world leaders, opulence and huge yachts. There’s another 3% which people don’t see. And I want people to experience that 3%. A little about myself. I was born in Lincolnshire in 1987. We were not rich. Living in a mere 24 bedroom mansion with a tiny 3,400acre garden and meagre staffing. My Father, Lord Zoomby, lead a mild but simple life, working all the hours God sent, sometimes over 3 a week! Mother was a stay at home Duchess, relying on a pittance from Father, and on the support of just 12 staff for her day to day survival. It was very much an ordeal. Father ran the small business called the Global Conglomerate International Industries. Father was very keen on getting the full British stamp on everything the company did, ...